Warning! ID: you@youremail.com – Account Closure!

I love this one.  It’s given me the best laugh in ages on behalf of a scammer.  This idiot has included links to a make-money-quick website (*** warning – there is no such thing as a get-rich-quick scheme online).  The website that is linked to contains this wonderful warning  “anyone caught copying our website, or ...
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Business Directory – World Wide

30 June – update.  There is no directory.  My online alter-ego emailed to express interest.  You aren’t being charge the exhorbitant sum of $450 to be entered into a directory that no-one will ever see.  No.  This is what the scammer claims to be offering: “We are providing email marketing services for all over UAE ...
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Hello

This scammer has no idea what your surname is.  He or she is just hoping you will contact them – and then they will start asking you to send them money. How are you today? I am Mrs Isabella, I am regional manager here in Dakar, Senegal. I am writing this letter to you because ...
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Hello

This scammer has no idea what my surname is, nor does he or she know what your surname is.  S/he is hoping, though, that you will believe this ridiculous story and start sending money. How are you today? I am Mrs Isabella, I am regional manager here in Dakar, Senegal. I am writing this letter ...
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I NEED A REPLY FROM YOU.

This scammer claims to be a dishonest bank official.  Would you trust a dishonest bank official who claims to be stealing millions of pounds from his bank?  Probably not. Ignore this scammer – whose only aim is to take your money. Dear Friend, On the 28th of October 2009 a gang of Taliban attacked and ...
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URGENT FROM DR.MARK JOHN

Dr Mark John seems to think I will it will “a surprise” to find that a scammer claiming to be in Nigeria wants to send me millions of dollars.  I have news for him (whoever s/he is).  It isn’t a surprise.  I receive scam emails every day. Just ignore him, he’s only after your money. ...
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BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT…

This is one mixed up scammer.  Why would the British Gaming Board approve a lottery that is held in America??  Why would BMW randomly give you, or me, or anyone else a brand new car and lots of money without even giving us a ticket for the draw?  They wouldn’t. This scammer is after your ...
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Travel order confirmation 0300202959

DO NOT OPEN the attached document, which contains malware that could infect your computer. I’m not a member of the Caravan Club.  If I was, and I had booked travel with them, I would expect them to address me by my real name, not call me “Dear Customer”. If you opened the attachment and think ...
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Your receipt

You haven’t purchased anything and neither have I. If you click on the link to try to cancel the transaction you will be taken to a scam page where you will be asked for your Apple account details. If you think you might have accidentally given your account details to the scammer, login by entering ...
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Re: Job Assistant Urgently Needed

Do you really think that a genuine company would send a random email (using a yahoo.com email address) to a random person that they have never even heard of offering them a real job? Of course they wouldn’t.  This is a classic scam.  At the end of the first week you will be sent a ...
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