Urgent Assistance Needed Please

The “urgent assistance” that “Mrs Khumalo” needs is assistance with stealing your money. “She” is a scammer. “She” probably isn’t female – since “she” tells you to phone her son. This scammer is hoping to steal your money by charging you fees. Ignore him. 271 SUNHEIGHT SANDTON EAST JOHANNESBURG SOUTH AFRICA My Son Email: chrismikekhumal1@sify.com ...
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Shipment Code: CPEL/OWN/9876

I think the scammer that wrote this email must have swallowed a rural dictionary.  Mrs Trotter tells me I should contact the wonderfully named “Pollard Brock” (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, try looking up those words in a dictionary. I haven’t seen this scam for a while – it’s just soooooo old ...
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Proposal

“Mr Cho” writes to me from Mehmet Akif Ersoy University in Turkey to tell me he is the operations manager of a major bank – yet strangely he is willing to compromise this prestigious job by sending out thousands of random emails offering to transfer millions of dollars from his bank to me – or you ...
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Earn now as a company rep.

“Mr Wu” apparently writes to me from California in the USA to tell me he  is the HR manager for a company in China.  He uses the website of a legitimate company to try and make his scam sound authentic.  Yes folk, this is a scam.  No company anywhere ever needs someone to process payments ...
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FBI OFFICE/////GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY 3

It’s been a while since I’ve had a scam email claiming to come from Robert Mueller, III at the FBI. But a bit like tax returns and phone bills – sooner or later one will turn up. And this one just did. As I’m not expecting $10.5m from Nigeria, I don’t believe this scammer. And ...
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Assistance for fund transaction

“Mr Abel” tells me he is a dishonest accounted – the money he claims he has access to was “masterminded by myself and some of my colleagues for our mutual benefit”.  Why would I, or anyone else, trust someone who admits to being a thief? Yes – A thief is exactly what “Mr Abel” is. ...
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URGENT MAIL FROM Mr. Peter H. Tambson

Nothing new in this scam.  “Mr Tambson” is the manager of a bank – he had a rich client who died in a horrible accident – and despite his best efforts “Mr Tambson” can’t find any next of kin.  So – surprise – he wants to share the multi millions with me – or you ...
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Beneficiary

This scammer tells me “it is a profound gratitude communicating” with me – oh, it’s alright, there’s no need to thank me, really.  Or to put it another way – you’re a scammer, go away! Yes, this scammer doesn’t want to give you money, he or she wants to take money from you by charging ...
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Transfer Of USD$2 Million Dollars

I couldn’t be bothered to read all this long, rubbish attachment.  Microsoft don’t hold random draws for no reason at all.  And they certainly don’t send out random emails.  This is a scammer.  If you look at the bottom of the attachment, you will see that the scammer is asking you for a copy of ...
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PLEASE ASSIST A ZIMBABWEAN WIDOW

For some strange reason “Mrs Tonga” seems it “will be surprise to get this letter”.  Why would she think that?  I get scam emails everyday from scammers telling me they are widowed, rich and just wanting to send all their money me. Sorry “Mrs Tonga”, but I just don’t believe you.  And neither should you ...
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