GOOD NEWS FOR YOU TODAY.

There’s no such thing as the “BILL GATES MICROSOFT POWER BALL LOTTERY INC”.  Microsoft don’t give away money in random email draws.  No-one does.  This is a scam – ignore it. POWER BALL/ BILL GATES MICROSOFT / MSN Incorporation Congratulates you 16 Great Marlborough Street London W1F 7HS, UK. Power Ball House London.UK msftuk@yahoo.co.jp REF ...
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CONTACT:CLYDESDALE BANK PLC LONDON FOR YOUR ATM CARD

This scammer seems to have taken parts of different scam emails and spliced them together.  Also, it seems that nobody explained to him that you are supposed to remove the brackets after you have filled in the blanks.  Why would the Clydesdale Bank pay you in dollars?  We use pounds in the UK. This scammer ...
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RE: SWIFT CREDIT CARD PAYMENT..

What a load of old rubbish. This scammer has no more idea which “house of assembly” had a meeting than you do or I do.  He just made a ridiculous story in the hope that you might believe that someone you have never heard of might randomly decide to send you $15m. I think that’s ...
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My good friend,

I’m not Mr Lugard’s “good friend”.  I’ve never heard of him and he’s never heard of me – or you.  He doesn’t have access to millions of pounds and he didn’t get my email address from a “private search”.  He’s a scammer and he bought a list of millions of email addresses. Ignore him – ...
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UNITED NATIONS & WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAM. 1

Have you noticed how many unclaimed millions of dollars appear to be floating around Nigeria in “consignment boxes” (whatever they are)? Enough to clear th.e debt of many countries and certainly enough to feed millions of Africans.  At least there would be enough if any of this was real.  It isn’t of course.  You know ...
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Attention: You Relative

If a deceased relative of yours really had been owed $20m by someone in Ghana I think a) that you would know about it and b) the bank would be more professional than to just send you a random email addressing you as “You Relative”!!! Ignore this nutcase, who is just after your money. Attention: ...
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RuneScape – Final warning: Legal actions for Real-World Trading (case No. zbssPHjlj) 4

I don’t know what Runescape is as I never play it.  I’m sure this is a scam, although I’m not entirely sure what the scam is, but it probably involves hacking into your Runescape account. Ignore this scammer.  If there is a problem with your account, log-in in the usual way (NOT via the link ...
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PCEU of the Metropolitan Police 1

This was sent to me in our local Neighbourhood Watch news email. A)  NEVER send money to ANYONE that asks you to pay by UKASH to unblock your computer/ send you (fake) winnings.  ONLY use UKASH vouchers if you are 100% certain that you know who you are giving their code to. This person’s computer ...
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Euro Lottery – Phone Scam

This scam was sent to me in our local Neighbourhood Watch news email.  It’s a telephone scam.  NEVER send money to ANYONE who claims you have won money. a) you can’t win a lottery that you haven’t entered b) if you do win a lottery that you have entered, you will NEVER be asked to ...
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My Estate Funds-Treat As Urgent

I think this scammer might need to go back to scam school.  Clearly this scammer has copied their ridiculous story from somewhere.  “Alisha Mustafa” claims to be in Benin.  But as you can see at the bottom of her email, it was sent from a hotel in China! Ignore this scammer. Hello, I am Alisha ...
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