Horrible New……………

There are so many things wrong with this garbled bit of rubbish, allegedly sent by a friend, that it’s hard to know where to start.  So I won’t. This is from a hacked (or spoofed) email account.  My friend hasn’t left the country and would never ask me to loan them nearly £3k. NEVER respond ...
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RTI filing complete

I have removed the link from this email as it almost certainly leads to a download infected with malware. DO NOT click on the link.  If you have accidentally opened the file, download and scan your computer or device with Malwarebytes (www.malwarebytes.org) RTI Filing Hello, We have completed RTI filing for your company. The details ...
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Your Xero Invoice INV-0003677 1

Your Xero Invoice INV-0003677
Do NOT click to view your bill – you will be taken to a site with malware. This email has nothing to do with xero.com, which is a perfectly legitimate website.  Look at the links in this email.  The information ones (help, question, update) take you to the real website. BUT – the “view your ...
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yourdomain.info Expiration SEO

yourdomain.info Expiration SEO
For some reason these idiots are starting to annoy me.  There is no such thing as “search engine optimization submission expiration”.  It’s simply a term these goons have made up. If you click on unsubscribe you are taken to http://www.seoschart.win/ – where you are told “We are a dynamic US based SEO Company” (The bold ...
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My Second Mail To You……..163.

Oh look, poor Dr.Evans Egobia had to email me twice – allegedly.  Because obviously I simply overlooked the fact that someone wants to send me $35m.  I’m a busy gal, you know.  It’s easy to overlook a few million dollars here and there. You might think that a Nigerian Government Department would possibly be capable ...
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Domain Alert: CAROL SMITH This is your Final Reminder of Domain – myexpiringdomain.com

Many moons ago, when the internet was young you did have to notify search engines that you had a new website.  Those days are long gone.  There is no such thing as “domain name search engine submission.” Search engines aren’t interested in domain names on their own.  They are interested in content.  All the search ...
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DEAR USER

DEAR USER
What a load of old twaddle.  Which “database” are you about to be removed from?  Which “Support desk” sent this email? Don’t know?  Neither does the person who sent this, who is just hoping you will click on the link and give them your email address and password.  Then they will log in and email ...
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Your energy bill is ready to view

Your energy bill is ready to view
Really?  I don’t have an account with EDG energy.  Be aware that if you do, this is a fake.  Plus £818 is around what I use in a year in oil and electricity. Clearly the amount is meant to make you panic so you click on the link.  That link doesn’t take you to EDF ...
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Boost Site Traffic

This garbled bit of rubbish was left as a comment on one of my sites.  The web link given took me to a gig on fiverr. Where the author claims to be a “UK Based IT Consultant! 12 years SEO Experience!”.  He also claims that English is his “Native” language. Yet he (yes, you can ...
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Hey, I could really use the help, (it’s Part Time work)

Hey, I could really use the help, (it's Part Time work)
Bloomin’ ‘eck.  I was expecting the usual dodgy, fake, work from home and get paid by check then send some to a third party type scam. Not a bit of it.  The link doesn’t even take you to a job website – real or otherwise.  First it takes you to a site that does look ...
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