From: Lady Joan Presley 1

This is one of those “fill in the blanks” scams.  “Here writes (fill in the blank), suffering from cancerous ailment.  I am married to (fill in the blank), an (fill in nationality) who is dead……….

Can there possibly be that many dying women in the same position – childless, rich, no heirs – and all needing my help?  Of course there aren’t.  “Lady Presley” is none of those things.  She’s a scammer who wants to get her (or his) hands on your money by charging you fees.

Delete the email and don’t reply.

From: Lady Joan Presley

Here writes Lady Joan Presley, suffering from cancerous ailment.
I am married to Sir  Alex Presley, an Englishman who is dead. My
husband Was into private practice all his life before his death. Our
life together as Man and wife lasted for three decades without a
child. My husband died after A protracted illness. My husband and I
made a vow and promise to uplift the Down-trodden and the
less-privileged individuals as he had passion for Persons who cannot
help themselves due to physical disability or financial Predicament,
I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this
Relationship, which never came.When my late husband was alive, he
deposited the sum of Four Million.Eight Hundred Pounds (4,800,000.00
Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling) which were derived from His
vast estates and investment in capital market with
his Bank here in UK .

Presently, this money is still with the Bank and most recently, my
Doctor had Told me that I have limited days on earth to live due to
the cancerous Problems I am suffered for years. Though what bothers
me most is the stroke That I have in addition to the cancer. With
this hard reality that has Befallen my beloved family, I have decided
to donate this funds to you and Want you to use this gift which comes
from my husbands effort to fund the Upkeep of widows, widowers,
orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically Challenged children,
barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely Handicapped
financially.

I took this decision because I do not have any child of my own that
will Inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and
very wealthy Persons and I do not want my husband hard earned money
to be misused or Invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want
this money to be misused Hence the reason for taking this bold
decision. I am not afraid of death Because I know where I am going. I
do not need any telephone communication in This regard due to my
deteriorating health and because of the presence of my Husband
relatives around me. I do not want them to know about this
Development Please.

I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will empower
you as the Original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is that I
lived a life worthy Of emulation. Please always be prayerful all
through your life. Please assure me that you will act just as I have
stated herein.Hope to hear from you soon and God bless you and
members of your family. You can contact me through my private email
address:

Hope to hear from you soon.
You can contact me through this email address:
joanpresley@live.co.uk
Lady Joan Presley

One comment on “From: Lady Joan Presley

  1. Reply ThatOne Aug 9,2010 5:02 pm

    That’s just plain not fair! The delightful, expiring, Lady Jane only gave me about one quarter of the prose she sent you. Will I only lose 25% of the money?

    Does Mick Jagger know that his sweet Lady Jane is about to finish off her bucket list?

    Will Brian Jones come back from The Other Side to play lead at the funeral?

    Is 42 really the meaning of life?

    Does anyone care?

    Nope! But Lady J is good for a laugh. You have to weep with laughter at the idiocy of some of these scams; but weep real tears for the folk who still get caught. It’s a bitter and expensive way to lose that much innocence.

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