“THIS SPAMMY SAMMY MUST HAVE A LOT OF “FUNDS” TO TRANSFER, SINCE THIS IS ADDRESSED TO “UNDISCLOSED RECIPIENTS”. JUST HOW STUPID DOES SPAMMY SAMMY THINK I AM?” My reader gets it just right, as usual.
Att: Esteemed Customer,
We wish to inform you that as a result of the on-going auditing process
in our Branch which has lasted for 28 days now. We wish to inform you that
your pending Transfer payment, has been approved by our bank. We sincerely
apologize for all the inconveniences our bank has caused you in recent
times. Please bear with us as we are here to serve you better. Your
transfer payment will be made through our corresponding ” BARCLAYS BANK
MADRID, SPAIN” within 24 hours upon your confirmation of this mail into
your designated account.
You are therefore advised to contact your payment officer:
Sir. Larry Lambert
CHEVRON OIL COMPANY .
Tel: +234 (80)53645336
Importantly, you are mandated to Quote this Reference Number CHEVRON80 WWT
9414 As this will enable him to locate your file in the computer Database.
We wish to inform you that without this Reference CHEVRON80 WWT 9414 your
file will not be attended to. This Reference number serves as your
Personal Identification Number. Take Note.
You are advised to re-confirm to him:
Phone / Fax number:
Once again we apologize for the inconveniences we have caused you, while
looking forward to a long lasting business relationship with you in near
Mr. Cox Hill