Another “William Simon” Boo-hoo spam making the rounds again. This poor schmo was supposed to be dead months ago, but he apparently hasn’t come into his cool millions yet. But don’t worry! “William Simon” has no terminal illness, and nothing that a lobotomy and jail time wouldn’t cure. Just delete this spam and stay safe!

Monday, March 23, 2009 2:10 PM
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Dear Beloved,

I am presently writing this mail from the Hospital, I don’t know what may happen next to me that is why I have to immediately contact you, As you read this,I don’t want you to feel sorry for me,because,I Believe everyone will die someday.

My name is William Simon a merchant in Dubai,in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer,It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts, I have not particularly lived my life so well as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I was very rich, I was never generous, I was a always hostile to people andonly focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just
wanting to have or make all the money in the world, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends, I want God to be merciful to me.

I have decided to give also to charity organizations,as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia,Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. a
I once asked members of my family to close one of my Accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore,as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them, The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash fixed deposit of $8,000,000.00 that I have with a Bank abroad i will need you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations, I have set aside 30% for you and for your time. please email me back on this address { }

God be with you.
William Simon