You Have 1 New Alert Message In Your HSBC Bank Account

The HSBC are, apparently, concerned about security and so have reviewed my account.  It’s “sensitive” you see.  Ahhhh, poor thing.  Don’t worry – next year I’m going to send it on a self-development course.  Then it will be able to stand up for itself.  Meanwhile, I’ll have to take extra care of it.  So I […]