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Oh look, someone I’ve never heard of and who has no idea who I am has decided to “will” me $155m!  This must be a record, even in scam land.  Most scammers cap their ridiculous money claims at a few millions.  But hey, why stop at a few million when you can go for 155 million – it’s all fictitious anyway.

I’m sure you won’t be too surprised to know that “Mr Graham N Robert” has sent this email from Abuja in Nigeria.

Ignore this scammer, whose only aim is to get you to send him your money.  He certainly isn’t dying – he’s alive and well and waiting for you to fall for his ridiculous scam.

Dear Fund Trustee,

My Name’s Mr.Graham N.Robert. Given my current state of health,I have decided
to donate what I have to you, I am 69 years old and I was diagnosed for
cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my Wife, Who had
worked with me tirelessly until we were driven out of Zimbabwe and our farms
seized. I have been touched to donate from what I have inherited from my late
wife estate to you for the good work and support since we never had any
children, rather than allow My wife relatives to use our hard earned funds
ungodly.Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God
to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be
going in for an operation next weekend. I decided to WILL/donate the sum
of US
$155,600,000(One Hundred and Fifty Five million Six Hundred thousand United
States Dollars) to you for the good work and expect you will help support the
motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At
the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to my
deteriorating health condition. I have adjusted my WILL and my Executor is
aware I have changed my will; you and him will arrange for the change of
ownership of the funds and transfer of funds to you.The funds deposited with
a finance outfit and the name is with held basically for security and
confidential purposes and would only be released to (you).
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and
Please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Contact my Executor:
Charles Stanley Esq.
Principal Partner Stanley and Associates

You are to contact him with your full names contact telephone/fax number and
your full address and tell him that I have WILLED (US$155,600,000.00) to you
that I have known you for some years before now as I rightly introduced you
to him,and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you as
my friend for a specific good work. I know you may not remember me too well
again but I have been directed to do this from my heart. Thanks and God
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the
task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will Jeopardize my last
wish.And Also I will be contacting with you by email from time to time. I
sincerely hope I make the operation.

Graham N.Robert