PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP

This scammer seems to have had an accident with the caps lock key on his computer.  He then goes on tell me the old, old story of dead parents (who just happened to very rich) and some convoluted reason for why he needs my help to get his hands on the money.

The only “consignment” that this scammer is interested in is the “consignment” of your money into his pocket.  If you reply you will find that he starts asking  you to send money.  Ignore him.

DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THIS WILL COME AS A SURPRISE TO YOU BUT I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT MY EMAIL COMES WITH GOOD INTENTIONS, I AM TOBI RAHILA FROM THE DARFUR REGION
OF SUDAN IN AFRICA, I AM 19YRS OLD AND AN ONLY CHILD AND SON TO LATE CHIEF GRAHAM RAHILA WHO WAS AN OIL MERCHANT BEFORE HE WAS KILLED BY REBELS IN 2006
BECAUSE OF THE CURRENT CRISIS IN THE REGION,I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE VERY CONVERSANT WITH THE HAPPENINGS IN SUDAN BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS ON THE WORLD
NEWS. I WAS RESCUED BY THE UNITED NATIONS PEACE KEEPING FORCE AND WAS TAKEN TO REFUGEE CAMP.

I AM WRITING YOU A DETAILED BRIEFING OF MY CONSIGNMENT AT GUANGZHOU INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT CHINA.I HAD A FOREIGN BENEFICIARY NAMED MR.YANG

LEE WHO RESIDES IN CHINA AND HE WAS HELPING TO SHIP MY CONSIGNMENT CONTAINING NINE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS THAT I INHERITED FROM MY LATE FATHER WHICH IS BEING DELIVERED BY A UNITED NATIONS DIPLOMAT TO THE DELIVERY ADDRESS OF MR.YANG LEE IN CHINA BUT WHEN THE DIPLOMAT CALLED FROM GUANGZHOU INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT TO CONFIRM THE
ADDRESS OF MR.YANG LEE WHO LIVES IN GUANGZHOU CHINA, HE EXPLAINED A DIFFERENT THING ENTIRELY,HE SAID HE IS NO MORE WILLING TO RECEIVE THE CONSIGNMENT BECAUSE OF THE COMMUNIST SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT IN CHINA AND THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO QUESTION HIM ON HOW HE GOT IN CONTACT WITH SUCH CONSIGNMENT AND THAT HIS BARRISTER LATER EXPLAINED THIS TO HIM,HE SAID HE DID NOT INFORM HIS BARRISTER NOT UNTIL THE CONSIGNMENT GOT TO CHINA.
MR.YANG LEE HAS DONE ALL THE PAPER WORKS THAT COVERS THE CONSIGNMENT TO GET TO CHINA, EVERYTHING WAS SET TO BE COMPLETED. THE UN DIPLOMAT IS COMPLAINING NOW THAT HE WANTS TO ABANDONE THE CONSIGNMENT AT THE BAIYUN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IN CHINA TO PROCEED WITH HIS DIPLOMATIC MISSION ABROAD BUT HE DOES NOT KNOW THAT THE CONSIGNMENT CONTAINS FUNDS BECAUSE I WAS TOLD BY THE SECURITY COMPANY WHICH THE FUNDS WAS DEPOSITED BY MY LATE FATHER NOT TO LET HIM KNOW THAT THE CONSIGNMENT CONTAINS FUNDS.

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO BE MY PRESENT FOREIGN BENEFICIARY SO THAT HE CAN MAKE THE DELIVERY TO YOU AND LEAVE CHINA AND PROCEED WITH HIS DIPLOMATIC MISSION ABROAD BECAUSE MORE EFFORT HAS BEEN TRIED TO CONTACT MY FORMER FOREIGN BENEFICIARY AGAIN BUT IT SEEMS THAT THE PHONE NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN USE.
I WANT YOU TO RECEIVE THE CONSIGNMENT FOR ME AND I WILL GIVE THE SAME PERCENTAGE THAT I OFFERED MR.YANG LEE WHICH IS 30% OF THE TOTAL FUNDS
AND THEREAFTER YOU WILL HELP ME LOOK FOR A PROFITABLE BUSINESS TO INVEST THE FUNDS, AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU WITH YOUR DELIVERY ADDRESS I WILL
CONTACT THE DIPLOMAT SO THAT HE CAN MAKE FURTHER ARRANGEMENTS TO DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU IMMEDIATELY.

I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU AND PLEASE NOTE THAT THE DIPLOMAT DOES NOT KNOW THAT THE CONTENT OF THE CONSIGNMENT IS NINE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS,I WOULD WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY FOR SECURITY REASONS, THE CONSIGNMENT IS LABELED AS FAMILY VALUABLES. THANK YOU FOR YOU COOPERATION.

RESPECTFULLY,
TOBI RAHILA