“Agent Wesley Benson”, aka has to be the laziest scammer on the planet.  You’ve won £5m.  Yeah right – how, why, where.  Couldn’t even be bothered to make up a story? Couldn’t be bothered to give your email a catchy subject line? Get stuffed you lazy (fill in the blank)

Just delete this bit of rubbish and don’t reply.

This is to inform you that you have been fully cleared a winner of £5,000,000.00GBP

Agent Wesley Benson