Hot on the heels of the previous post on this site comes yet more money from the CBN.  Honestly, so much money is owed to me by this bank that I’m surprised it is still solvent.  Do you suppose if I just give the CBN my bank account number they could just transfer ALL their money to me??

Probably not.  Ignore this idiot. The CBN don’t owe you anything.

Open your message from the united nation and get back to us immediately

Internal Audit, Monitoring, Consulting And Investigations Division.

Mrs. Inga Britt Ahlenius

This is to inform you that I came to Nigeria yesterday from New York, after series of complains from the Security Agencies from Asia, Europe, Oceania, Antarctica, South America and the United States of America respectively, against the Federal Government of Nigeria for the rate of foreign financial transfer irregularities (Scam) in their nation in the last eight years

I have met with President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria who has eventually endorsed and ordered the CENTRAL BANK to make sure you receive your fund in your account.
To checkmate the central bank as directed by our secretary general Mr. Ban Ki-Moon, We are working in collaboration with the Nigerian Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) and have decided to waive away your Fees/Charges and authorize the Government of Nigeria to effect the payment of your compensation of an amount of $10M. approved by the UN into your account without any delay.

Sincerely, you are a lucky person because I have just discovered that some top Nigerian and British Government Officials are interested in your fund and they are working in collaboration with One Mr. Richard Graves from USA to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into their personal account.

I have a very limited time to stay in Nigeria here so I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I can advise you on how best to confirm your fund in your account within the next 72 hours. For oral discussion, call me on this line in Nigeria: +234-7082530707. I wait for your call.


Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Inga Britt Ahlenius
United Nations Under-Secretary-
General for Internal Oversight.