Nice one.  “Authorities worldwide” are going to be making payments of $10m in boxes weighing 75kg and padded with $100 bills.  I have visions of delivery drivers worldwide weighing their parcels!!!

In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund

Dear Beneficiary,

The United Nations’ Security Council, hereby receives your payment with reference number #.MAV/UNO/WBO/LM-05-371 amounting to US$10,625,000.00 (Ten Million Six Hundred and Twenty Five Thousand United States Dollars) with accrued interest. This council was set up to fight against scam and fraudulent activities worldwide, responsible for investigating the legitimacy of unpaid contract, inheritance and lotto winning claims by companies and individuals and directs the paying authorities worldwide to make immediate payment of verified claims to the beneficiaries without further delay, your said payment is being arranged in a Security-proof box weighing 75kg padded with synthetic nylon (US$100 Bills). According to information gathered from the bank’s security computer we were notified that you have waited long enough to receive this payment without success, we also confirmed that you have met all statutory requirements in respect of your pending payment.

This is to congratulate you and officially inform you that your over due payment has been approved for immediate payment by direct cash delivery in your country.

This new method of payment was personal approved because of the fraudulent practices going on in our Apex Bank and most of our Global Payment Centers which have failed to carry out their duties effectively.
All you need to do now is to forward immediately the following information:

1) Your Full name called at home and delivery address
2) Direct phone number (Cell phone preferably) and fax number (If any)
3) Age, Sex and Occupation (For application process of the Non residential Tax papers)

Before the departure of your trunk box, we shall process your non-residential tax certificate which will prove that you are the rightful beneficiary of the fund; it will also clear you from tax payment on your contract fund upon the arrival of the cargo.

Note, our commercial Attach? / Diplomat will contact you upon the arrival of your consignment before the delivery to your contact address where you will sign the recipient invoice and produce your identification before they hand over your cargo to you.

We wait your response accordingly.

Yours faithfully,

Rev Fr William Scott
Director, Cash Payment Dept.